Thursday, October 12, 2006

"Mary" gave me a hard time about not updating the blog often enough. Which is understandable. I mean, I can understand how hard it must be for you people that live vicariously through my life when I take a brief pause from updating you all on my exciting exploits. I mean, without staying updated on my adventures, what the hell are you going to do to fill up the expansive stretches of boring time that consists of your llife? So here, yet another glimpse into the wonderful world of Monologuer's fabulous life as blogger and and man-host:

Today, I didn't leave my apartment. The only person I talked to was the mail lady. to say that the package she gave me wasn't mine. I watched several episodes of Family Guy. I ate 5 bowls of honey smacks cereal, 1 PB&J, half a large jar of peanuts, several club crackers with swiss cheese and a box of mac & cheese (though, I ate it plain today, normally I put in a can of tuna and some frozen peas. mmmm, peas.)

And then I was thinking about the the difference between Mac&Cheese and EasyMac. I didn't actually come up with a difference. Except that they always emphasize that EasyMac is made as a "single serving." I thought they were "bite size." Imagine my surprise when I learned that my meal was supposed to feed 2.5 people. It's a good thing there weren't 1.5 other people in my apartment today. Otherwise, they would have gone hungry. Poor things.

If you need a drink to calm down from all the excitement, I totally understand.

Monday, October 02, 2006

I would just like to announce that Monologuer has officially been taken off the market. I know it's a black day for you single ladies out there, but it appears I have met my soulmate. Allow me to introduce Natasha - this is the email I received from her. We may not have met in person yet, but color me smitten.

Hello Dear Friend! Do not think that it is dust and do not hasten to
press a magic key "DELETE"! The first, that I want to tell that it not
dispatch, I have found your address on dating a site and I do not
search from first day for any serious relations! Probably I am
mistaken, but that I want to find the first, it is friends on the
Internet! And if, we shall find any sympathy each other, big than
friendship and we shall be compatible, I think more serious relations
are quite real also! Yes, yes, yes now it is a little about me..... I
NOT the lonely girl, at me was a lot of friends, BUT I do not have
friends to men. To me 28 years and I am single woman! My name Natasha!
My height 173 cm and my weight 53 kg! if you want to see my pictures ,
then you must go this link: http://foto.rambler.ru/users/rabota900/_photos/

Now my CONDITIONS: - If to you from 30-50 years old If to you also it
is lonely as me or it is not lonely, and you search for the
girlfriend!
THEN YOU SHOULD TO HASTEN WRITE ON MINE E-MAIL: serdechko_777@mail.ru

Only do not think that it is the next silly joke.... Probably it is
chance!!!! And the everything else, we find out closer each other by
the following letter!!! Yours faithfully Natasha

PS: my photos here : http://foto.rambler.ru/users/rabota900/_photos/


Lord, I knew when I signed up with that website "Find Sympathy Each Other" my relationship woes would all come to an end. Thanks Natasha!